i woke up one day and hip tossed outta bed only to be met with an elbow to the face. got a can of whoop a$% opened over me but I rolled out of the way, landed a leg drop and tried to get crowd support. i refused to be baited by my opponent and countered a vertical suplex into a rolling takedown. But my momentum was lost when chyna interfered and I got the leaping knee to the face. He was that damn good. He said i would never.....ever..... get the better of--- then i told him IT DOESNT MATTER what he thought and if he smelt what the rock was cooking. 'The Rock does cooking shows now?' Which I replied with a silent but deadly whisper in the wind. I was gonna incite the fans and stop him from breaking the hold, then I told him the commissioner ruled but he told me to JUST BRING IT. Stunned, and then stunnered, I was laid out for the count. Even removing christian's shades did no good. He stood there marking out for another stunner, but just when you thought you had all the answers, I avoided his diversion and laid the smackdown. Slapped on the walls of jericho and was gonna maintain the hold but I had NO CHANCE IN HELL

you know those annoyingly irritating advertisements that periodically appear in the msn messenger window, right at the bottom where those sneaky bastards seize the opportunity to pop up their ad (often with raucous and horrible sound effects) whenever you mouse over them? And how you ALWAYs seem to trigger them off cos you have to mouse over them on the way to clicking on another window on your task bar?

you can probably sense where this is heading...

so i was trying to avoid the ad like a landmine but just as certain as the nosy kid in a horror movie gets killed first, I ended up triggering the damn pop up again. then my com lagged and the animated ad stayed onscreen for like 10 seconds.

simply sounds moderately annoying? read on...

now if it was some innocuous ad like for beanie babies or m&ms or something I could just brush it off, but this time it really went too far. it crossed the boundaries of decency and bordered on moral outrage. the ad, was to tout the purported benefits of laurier pads.

WTF?!!

the offending ad refused to disappear no matter how furious I clicked elsewhere. By some perverted twist of fate I ended up clicking on the ad itself (gasp) by mistake. it gleefully opened up a browser window..asking if i wanted FREE SAMPLES.

words cannot explain how I felt then. pure, utter revulsion and horror would be close but thats only scratching the surface. I did what any self respecting guy would do then. I pulled the plug. Bzzzzap.

the grass is always greener on the other side. always always always very much green-ier. the only way to be satisfied is to tell yourself that you are already on the other side. but it never works. if only there was someway to be content right now with what we have and what we are. bleagh

stands for carpal-tunnel syndrome. which i am getting from playing this : http://www.vivalagames.com/play/shapeinvasion/

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

It has come to my attention that while people are concerned - and rightfully so - about cruelty to animals, one aspect has been neglected. That is of course, the concern of cruelty and neglect being meted out to animals/creatures/monsters/critters of a digital variety.

How many times did you forgot to flush the screen, leading to your digital pet wallowing in filth and pestilence? How about the times you left the light on at night, leaving your pet to sleep fitfully and restlessly. And worst of all would be to subject your digital companion to slowly starve to death in spite of persistent calls for subsistence. If you did, then shame on you.

i woke up one day and hip tossed outta bed only to be met with an elbow to the face. got a can of whoop a$% opened over me but I rolled out of the way, landed a leg drop and tried to get crowd support. i refused to be baited by my opponent and countered a vertical suplex into a rolling takedown. But my momentum was lost when chyna interfered and I got the leaping knee to the face. He was that damn good. He said i would never.....ever..... get the better of--- then i told him IT DOESNT MATTER what he thought and if he smelt what the rock was cooking. 'The Rock does cooking shows now?' Which I replied with a silent but deadly whisper in the wind. I was gonna incite the fans and stop him from breaking the hold, then I told him the commissioner ruled but he told me to JUST BRING IT. Stunned, and then stunnered, I was laid out for the count. Even removing christian's shades did no good. He stood there marking out for another stunner, but just when you thought you had all the answers, I avoided his diversion and laid the smackdown. Slapped on the walls of jericho and was gonna maintain the hold but I had NO CHANCE IN HELL

you know those annoyingly irritating advertisements that periodically appear in the msn messenger window, right at the bottom where those sneaky bastards seize the opportunity to pop up their ad (often with raucous and horrible sound effects) whenever you mouse over them? And how you ALWAYs seem to trigger them off cos you have to mouse over them on the way to clicking on another window on your task bar?

you can probably sense where this is heading...

so i was trying to avoid the ad like a landmine but just as certain as the nosy kid in a horror movie gets killed first, I ended up triggering the damn pop up again. then my com lagged and the animated ad stayed onscreen for like 10 seconds.

simply sounds moderately annoying? read on...

now if it was some innocuous ad like for beanie babies or m&ms or something I could just brush it off, but this time it really went too far. it crossed the boundaries of decency and bordered on moral outrage. the ad, was to tout the purported benefits of laurier pads.

WTF?!!

the offending ad refused to disappear no matter how furious I clicked elsewhere. By some perverted twist of fate I ended up clicking on the ad itself (gasp) by mistake. it gleefully opened up a browser window..asking if i wanted FREE SAMPLES.

words cannot explain how I felt then. pure, utter revulsion and horror would be close but thats only scratching the surface. I did what any self respecting guy would do then. I pulled the plug. Bzzzzap.

the grass is always greener on the other side. always always always very much green-ier. the only way to be satisfied is to tell yourself that you are already on the other side. but it never works. if only there was someway to be content right now with what we have and what we are. bleagh

stands for carpal-tunnel syndrome. which i am getting from playing this : http://www.vivalagames.com/play/shapeinvasion/

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

It has come to my attention that while people are concerned - and rightfully so - about cruelty to animals, one aspect has been neglected. That is of course, the concern of cruelty and neglect being meted out to animals/creatures/monsters/critters of a digital variety.

How many times did you forgot to flush the screen, leading to your digital pet wallowing in filth and pestilence? How about the times you left the light on at night, leaving your pet to sleep fitfully and restlessly. And worst of all would be to subject your digital companion to slowly starve to death in spite of persistent calls for subsistence. If you did, then shame on you.